Ok, finally doing an about me.
Female girl thing, white cishet American Christian.
I have a tendency to spam random fandoms no one cares about a lot when I get bored or can't sleep, so you are warned.
If there's ever anything you want me to tag so you don't have to look at the fandoms you hate, just tell me, I won't get mad.
OTPs in order are 1)Smellershot 2) Rumbelle 3)Mike and Amber Warner
otakusapien is my twin btw, apparently people follow us both a lot and don't know for a long time cuz we don't say anything.
I'm not gonna list all my ships and fandoms cuz it would take way too long.
Is that it? Am I done now?
30 day shipping challenge
Day 28: A pairing that you will never understand.
(missed days, catching up now)
Okay- it’s pedophilia. It’d beastiality. It’s the daughter of his ex-girlfriend. In what way is this NOT creepy?
And don’t try to tell me it’s not pedophilia and he’ll love her as a brother until she’s old enough. First of all, she’ll be physically matured at age seven, which means Jacob can have sex with a seven year old. EW. Second, I’ll put this the way Dan Bergstein put it in his blogs. If you get cheese that won’t be aged properly for seven years, you’re not going to plan on eating it anytime soon, and until then, it’s just some cheese, right? You want to make sure it doesn’t go bad or get thrown away by mistake, but you don’t want to eat it for years to come. But if you get that cheese, won’t you at least think about it? How good that cheese will taste, what it’ll be like when it finally ages properly, what kind of foods you’re going to put it in- it’s the same thing with Jacob. Plus, he gave her a werewolf engagement bracelet. Yeah, that’s totally platonic.